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Scrap Garden | A Review

Hello everyone, I am the artificially ficial G.E.M.Simov, a being both machine and man, here to tell you about the game Scrap Garden. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in 3 categories, as well as

Syberia | A Review

Hello everyone, I am the pre-historic, mammoth of a man, G.E.M.Simov, a doll-esque character that's actually a real human bean, here to tell you about Microids’ game “Syberia”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3

The Whispered World | A Review

Hello everyone, I am the uneducated, unqualified clown, G.E.M.Simov, a fellow so tremendously foolish that I’ve transcended into genius, here to tell you about Daedalic Entertainment’s game “The Whispered World”. Simple review details - I rank games on an out of 10 basis, granting up

Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End | A Review

Hello everyone, I am the timelessly transient G.E.M.Simov, a being that will, in the near future, no longer be, here to tell you about “Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End” (henceforth just Frieren). Simple review details - I rank shows (anime) on an out of 10 basis, granting

Carlson on the Roof | A Review

Hello everyone, I am the reasonably elevated G.E.M.Simov, a fellow who only rarely goes up to the roof, here to tell you about Astrid Lindgren’s nasty gremlin “Carlson on the Roof”, as found in the compendium “Three Novelettes about Carlson”. Simple review details - I rank

Champions get beaten on Saturday | A Review

Hello everyone, I am the not-soccer-enthusiast, G.E.M.Simov, a being that reads, here to tell you about the soccer-enthusiast book by Bojidar Tomov “Champions get beaten on Saturday”. Simple review details - I rank books on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in 3

Hagabula | A Review

Hello everyone, I am the bewitching, and bewitched, G.E.M.Simov, a fellow so in tune with the mystic arts and the world itself, that only I can tell you about Todor P. Todorov’s book, “Hagabula”. Disclaimer - I read the book around 13 months ago, which is

The Three Musketeers | A Review

Hello everyone, I am the lowborn G.E.M.Simov, a fellow surprisingly proficient in intrigue and warfare, here to tell you about Alexander Dumas’ classic, “The Three Musketeers”. Simple review details - I rank books on an out of 10 basis, granting up to 3 points in 3 categories,

Alien: Romulus (2024) | a Review

originally published on 22/10/2025; Hello everyone, I am the corporation hater, G.E.M.Simov, a fellow so in debt that I’ve miraculously become a gorillionaire, here to tell you about the 2024 film “Alien: Romulus”. Simple review details - I rank films on an out of

Civil War (2024) | a Review

originally published on 03/05/2025; Hello everyone, I am the radical floridian maoist, G.E.M.Simov, a creature so politically volatile that this movie is about me, here to tell you about “Civil War”. Simple review details - I rank films on an out of 10 basis, granting